President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St. Peter. “It's me, Bill Clinton”What bad things did you do on earth?” Clinton thought a bit and answered, “Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale.

I lied, but I didn't commit perjury.” After several moments of deliberation St.

replied, “OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over.” Star if you like this joke! I have many more coming! lol oh my my my do we have a Clinton fan here? Oh well.. I guess political humor is too sophisticated for some.. I'll go back to Heaven and Hell jokes.

why does youre dentist drape a heavy lead apron across you before x-raying youre teeth

At what age of a child, would be best to start having dental braces? My daughter is 11, would I follow a dentist's recommendation to put braces on her?

i'm scheduled to have my 4 impacted wisdom teeth cut out of my gums in 2 and a half weeks 1 wisdom tooth at the top has come out of the gum a little and it has an infection the dentist gave me tablets for the infection to go away. I've been taking these tablets for over 5 days and i still feel pain. Is there anything i can do to subside the pain Panadol Nuerofin Advil and aspirin do not work Thanks in advance for any suggestions you have I just put some numbing gel on the tooth that has come out of the gum, it's working well i should have thought of that before i asked this question lol .

Why do my left ear really hurt? It REALLY HURTS. OUCH. My ear feels like it clogged up. I can't open my mouth to yawn at all. I can only open my mouth 1/4 inch.

is it. I can't chew, I can't even open my mouth to take a bite of food. IT Hurts really bad. Everytime I keep hearing my left jaw pop, it REALLY Hurts. I CAN”T eat, my left ear really hurt. Everytime I chew, It keeps on making that clicking, clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk.

single time. It hurts now. It really do hurts. I can not eat.

is very serious. I need to see a dentist.

my left ear aches. I don't have any dental insurance. Do you have dental insurance?