These are actual signs seen around the world in non-English speaking countries.

of the mistakes are hilarious! In a Rome laundry: Ladies leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? On a faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right. In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin. On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guarenteed to work throughout its useful life.

sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideaways. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today no ice cream. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special coctails for the ladies with the nuts. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. In a Norwegian coctail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are the best in the long run.

a Japanese information booklet about using hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot beave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking.

speeching American. In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day.

that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig hotel elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening on underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. In a Honk Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15.000 Soviet painters and sculptors.

were executed over the past two years. In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers. In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that poeple of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.

So I have a really big test coming up since I'm applying to dental schools.

schools want you to apply by the summer to enhance your chances.

test covers biology, general chemistry, organic chemistry, reading, math, and perception.

last 3 subjects are no problem. Biology is just review since I did it recently. I haven't done chemistry in a while but I did learn it so it's just review too.

problem is Organic Chemistry. I'm doing Chemistry 2 next semester so the soonest I could take organic chemistry is next summer.

I want to have this test done before then since I want my applications complete by then. So since I have so much time now I want to study and get it over with instead of delaying but my mom thinks I should delay and wait till I'm done with the entire year of organic chem, but I don't have time. So what to do? Should I just try to teach organic chem to myself and possibly get a tutor?? Ty.

I just discovered it today; a white, hard matter has gathered on the borderline between my teeth and my gum and whenever I scrutch it, it hurts like hell. It also bleeds when I brush my teeth. It is on the lateral side of my teeth, the ones that are deeper, on the left side, on my mandible.

can I do besides going to the dentist? Can I make it go away on my own? If so, how? I am foreign student and I cannot visit any doctor where I am now. Thanx

news.yahoo.com Ah ha! Now the candy in the offices makes sense.

is getting bitten still worth it? Btrfly9IRL Bless you for answering my lonely question! 1 hour all alone no one reading it.

there's this boy that's in my spanish class. he always looks at me and teases me and says things in a cute little voice to get me to laugh.

i laugh he says, “i see you laughing, gabby!” last month he asked to be my lab partner in biology and he kept looking at me and talking to me. he said “so what did u do over the summer? did u go to paige's house? (paige is my friend) he is nice but he has bad breath.

i'm a curvy girl and he is skinny. he and this guy were play-fighting today and he looked at me and said, “want me to kick his you want me to?” also, he got me the math hw sheet that we needed. he said, “here, Gabby.” then my teacher said that he was such a gentleman. also.he looks at me alot and asks me questions for school and stuff. he also smiles at me sometimes when i smile at him.

ME. does he like me? cuz he flirts with me nonstop! today, my friend also said that when i walked away.he was looking at my butt! HELP ME!

i got my braces off almost 3 months ago and i have very swollen gums from having braces. my dentist gave me theese picks to floss with three times a day but it hasnt worked at all to bring down the inflamation in the gums. i need help i want my gums to be normal size and healthy again

What natural treatment diet can I use to cure gingivitis?

I have braces.I just broke off my back wire on my bottom teeth.

wire was bothering me. It was broken so I took out the whole thing. On the wire though I saw something that freaked me out. It looked like a piece of my tooth! But I didn't feel anything hurt when I took out the wire.

I put my tongue up to one of my teeth and it feels very rough.

so does another tooth but not as bad.

and floss regularly.how could I have poor teeth strength? I'm very confused and rather nervous of what this could be. I can't go to the dentist for another 4 weeks.Please help me.

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My son needs two crowns, one baby root canal and three fillings.

his checkup he was very uncooperative.

said when I bring him back they are going to have to strap him to a papoose board to keep him from rolling over or making sudden movements. He will have laughing gas and will be given an oral sedation before hand. He will still be awake and will still likely cry.

doctor recommends doing it all at one to get it out of the way since it will be traumatic for him.

said he will likely not remember any of it.

said I can be in there with him, but recommend that I stay in the waiting area.

said it will be hard for me to watch him crying and being strapped down and I think they are right.

also said it might make him more upset and be more of a distraction for him.

would you do, the work needs to be done. I can have him knocked out, but there is always the chance of something going wrong if he has a reaction to the anesthesia.

should I do?

everytime that i know i hav to do some big presentation, my heart starts racing, my breath gets shorter, and i sometimes start shaking and talking really fast.

when i say “public speaking” i dont mean giving a speech in front of hundreds– more like less than 20, my classmates, teacher.

if there r only 5 ppl in a class and i m fairly prepared for the assignment, as i actually talk in front of ppl, i exhibit the above symptoms and even the stupidest of all ppl sense my nervousness.

results in –ppl thinking i cant talk at all –me getting a lower grade on the presentation –the teacher thinking i m a strong student, but too shy is there somethng wrong w/ me? i thought 3 yrs of high school could apparently get me over this but it hasnt– i think its gotten even worse!