a scotsman asked the dentist the cost of a tooth extraction £85 for an extraction said the dentist £85!hae ye no got anything cheaper,lad thats the normal charge sir whit about if ye didnae use an anesthetic thats unusual sir but i could do it for £15 less what if you used one of your trainees and without anesthetic i cant guarantee their professionalism and it would be very painful but ill drop the price to£40 how about if you made it trainin session with your student doing the extraction with the other trainees watching.

charge you£5 but it will be very traumatic now your talking laddie its a deal can you confirm an appointment for the wife next week.

I'm 16. Male. Filipino. I have.. -halitosis -my teeth aren't pearly white -I have oily skin -i have acne(blackheads/whiteheads/pimple) - my eyesight is poor..325 -my nose isn't that perfect.. -i have hairy legs due to constant shaving without creams and those stuff -also, because of the latter, I have ingrown hairs on my legs -I have warts -i have somewhat OVERSIZED pores on my penis.(We'll I'm still virgin..you can't say it's AIDS) -my penis is small -My family isnt that rich -My teeth are crooked -I don't have many friends Please.

can you suggest to me? I just want to cry. Everything in my life is all BAD. So bad. Huhuhuhuhuhuhu! I want to disappear from this world!

Is it un-Christianlike of me to be amused and think this is cheap? My cousin is a dentist who makes probably $200,000 a year, at least. I make less than half of that.

wife buys the gifts.

gave me ONE bar of soap. Granted, it is a decorative bar.not Ivory or anything, but still. I have almost no family. I would have thought they could have sprung for something a bit more.you know. (I gave them some nice kitchen towels and potholders.) I know I ought to be thrilled with any gift, but this seems chintzy. I am more amused than anything else. I bathe at least 2 times every day, LOL. My personal hygenine is just fine, thanks. I am aware that all but one of you is joking. HYGIENE.typo, I was going too fast.Thanks to all who answered. OK, you are right. I see these people once a year at the most. So they could not know if I stink or not.

DO know I love anything that smells good. I feel better. P.S. You are right. My gift was pretty lame.

Drive our car or your family will be less safe.

our gum or you could get gingivitis. So with the ultimate threat of damnation, doesn't that raise some red flags? I mean, can you believers at least see my point, it's a bit like extortion.

I have not only very unhealthy teeth, but an undersized lower jaw.

of which is causing quite a bit of health problems (from digestive difficulties to sleep apnia). With this being not merely dental, can my health insurance be used to fund some way of fixing this problem?

4 me, it was when i went to friend's house and they were cooking chitterlings. oh God that smelled awful! i couldn't breath and had to leave.

Before my daughter was born I had a bunch of Pomeranians, my kid is a preemie with respiratory problems, and we just found out that our dogs are causing her to need a nebulizer at home due to their long hair and dander, her asthma has peeked and my doctor said I need to get the dogs away from my kid as soon as possible. So I came here to ask what is the quickest way to get them away from her, the new paper, the pound, or a rescue, but the Doggie Nazi’s came after me.

stuff like I’m a bad dog owner, I don’t care about my animals…on and on until I deleted it. My question is the same. My Daughter can not have these dogs around her and for the record…YES I CARE MORE FOR MY BABY THAN MY DOGS….OK there. It doesn’t matter how much I LOVE my dogs, my daughter is more important, my child’s life is more important.

was just hospitalized because she couldn’t breath. It’s snowing so I can’t leave the dogs outside, so what am I suppose to do? Oh I see some of the Dog Nazi’s here today…no surprise, Nancy M, but now you’re saying my kid is more important and get the dogs away, so what is it? I’m I bad dog owner or a bad parent? I do keep them away as much as possible and I’m looking for a safe house for my animals.

God there are actual caring people here today and I thank them…(only them) who understand my dilemma and are willing to give me good advice instead of Claiming their Nazi Victory by cutting every one down.

everyone else, I’ll look for a rescue or other trusted people around here. It's just the time of year when it get's worse we've done the allergy tests and just found out the cause, my dogs.

it happened around Christmas, it's not like we wanted this to happen.

wait? Because we just found out last week, I came directly here from the doctors office and I get harassed, If I found out in summer it would have been different right? Or would you cut me down then too?

Even with thrill rides like the dental floss bungee jump and the 'Spit and Rinse' water slide.

were rides that people had to brace themselves for. I only charged a small retainer fee.

is it simply the brushing action that helps your teeth? should I just buy the $1 toothpaste? what does your dentist recommend?

Need Dental work done .