What employers for what jobs? Like for Data Entry, Light Industrial? Don't tell me to go to a temp. agency. Already enrolled to 5 of them. Greater Seattle area: Auburn, Kent, Renton, Federal Way, SeaTac, Tukwila, Georgetown, Puyallup, Tacoma, Maple Valley, Covington, Fairwood etc. area. I want a full-time permanent job! Pay around $10.00 or more an hour with full benefits. Medical/Dental/Vision. I have my own car. Resumes posted at MONSTER and CAREER BUILDER and JobFOX.

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.' She didn't crack a smile. 'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. 'What's so funny?' he asked 'I was just imagining how condoms are made!'

With flower petal eyes I gaze the world and fear the worst: do I belong? The air drips with shining breaths and I wonder, do I take them in? Do I trouble the lungs with another day of living? Such a feast for evil, this life. It lines up on its bear-like haunches and strikes venom at the faces of the living. We strike back; the occasional deed of prolonged death. I hear innocent feet pound the walk near my window and the sheaf of a knife drips the dream of a bloodstained boy. *DPM*